movies, tvshows and music downloading programs and more: Priceless Joke

movies, tvshows and music downloading programs and more: Priceless Joke: "Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like ..."

Priceless Joke

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's party.

Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all.

He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.

As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong..

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.

And next to them, a single red rose!!   Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean.  So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.  Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove.  I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight..  I love you, darling!  Love, Jillian'

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.

His 16-year-old son is also at the table, eating.  Jack asks, 'Son, what happened last night?'

'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind; you fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door'

Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean?  I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??'

His son replies, 'Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, I'm married!!'

Broken coffee Table $239..99
Hot breakfast $4.20
Two aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time:
PRICELESS

movies, tvshows and music downloading programs and more: The Tourist Review

movies, tvshows and music downloading programs and more: The Tourist Review: "During an impromptu trip to Europe to mend a broken heart, Frank unexpectedly finds himself in a flirtatious encounter with Elise , an ext..."

The Tourist Review

During an impromptu trip to Europe to mend a broken heart, Frank unexpectedly finds himself in a flirtatious encounter with Elise , an extraordinary woman who deliberately crosses his path. Against the breathtaking backdrop of Paris and Venice, their whirlwind romance quickly evolves as they find themselves unwittingly thrust into a deadly game of cat and mouse.

Love and Other Drugs - official HD trailer

Love and Other Drugs

Love and Other Drugs  is soon to be released around cinemas soon.

Anne Hathaway portrays Maggie, an alluring free spirit who won't let anyone -- or anything -- tie her down. But she meets her match in Jamie (Jake Gyllenhaal), whose relentless and nearly infallible charm serve him well with the ladies and in the cutthroat world of pharmaceutical sales. Maggie and Jamie's evolving relationship takes them both by surprise, as they find themselves under the influence of the ultimate drug: love.

Keep an eye out for the video trailer coming to my blog soon.

Eminem - Love The Way You Lie ft. Rihanna

Great song

Little Firefighter

If you don't laugh at this one, you're not breathing….. A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, When he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders Hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the Firefighter said with admiration. 'Thanks,' the girl replied. The Firefighter looked a little closer.  The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. 'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster. ' The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but Then I wouldn't have a siren.'

Better then a flu shot

Better than a Flu Shot! 

 

  Miss Beatrice,

The church organist,

Was in her eighties

And had never been married.

She was admired for her sweetness

And kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor

Came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.

She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,

The young minister noticed a   cute glass bowl sitting on top of it.

 

The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!

 

When she returned

With tea and scones,

 

They began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity

About the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

 

'Miss Beatrice', he said,

'I wonder if you would tell me about this?'

Pointing to the bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful?

I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.

The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu All winter.'

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